i LOVE break-ups

Hmm! Every time I enter into a mall, all I can see are tensed couples…hiding themselves from the real world…trying to be compatible with each other in ANT-holes sized corner spaces! The girl will be hiding from the crowd as if she has been caught from a brothel (thankfully she tries her best not to reveal her make-up faked face to the audience) and her male partner will be acting gladly…smiling into her…as if he is her biggest asset…remember (bakra halaal hone se phele bhout khush hota hai!!).

...BUT…all endings aren’t happy!!

The scene before a break-up :- The girl and the boy meet to Ctrl + Alt + Del tensions from their relationships. The atmosphere of their discussion is somewhat similar to bilateral talks between India and Pakistan. But 90% of these types of CBMs (confidence building measures) result in BREAK-upS…truth can’t be hidden. How??

B – boys, G – girls

1) When B and G both want to end it – “Saath janamo ka bandhan” gets over in 7 min. Both are fed up of each other. All those qualities to which they were first attracted gets vanished in seconds. All those monetary transactions (gifts, cards, etc…etc) which were exchanged earlier are never considered. Both blame each other for infiltration into their respective private lives...and then these facts are supported by lines “Jab se tum aaye ho tab se meri jindagi narak ban gayi hai”. Man! All drama Ekta Kapoor inspired…

2) When B wants to end it – This is the rarest category of the break-ups. This usually happens when B = stud or some flamboyant hero of a college. B usually takes this steps when he gets pissed off to that particular girl…most of the times, G is treated as a used nappy (one time used and then dumped with no feel).

3) When G wants to end it – This is the most frequent category when it comes to break-ups. G’s reasons for ditching the lover lad can vary e.g. reasons can be economic or the reasons may be just anything (yeah!! THE harsh truth is that girls ditch boys for just anything…anything…like discipline, punctuality, oooof).

90% of the break-ups in the economic category takes place because B fails to give rich elite dates which he used to give earlier. As a consequence, G hunts for another Bakra B…this time more economically solid.

Apart from the Big Money Reason is the Reason of Great Looks. If G finds a more her-demands-satisfying handsome stud, she obviously would dump her earlier B (though I have seen exceptions)…so0O start going to parlours guys!!

Lastly, THE only reason which should cause break-ups should be :-

The Senti Reason – The sentimental FEEL of the relationship should be the only deceiding factor which should influence the relationship b/t B n G. Because the word ‘FEEL’ is the only thing which in practical sense stays COMMON to both B and G…no gift no accessory no looks…can make your love permanent in your heart.

WELL!! why are we guys so concerned with break-ups b/t couples, why aren’t we concerned about break-ups b/t friends which in reality are ‘THE’ most unfortunate thing in today’s world.

Parting with friends…equally prevalent in this modern world but still ignored…"dost aur ladki mein dost hamesha kahin kho jata hai"…it hurts…U all know.