Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Me, ADOBE & Happiness…“Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge hum teen yaar”


Ok! Don’t be astonished seeing the title…clarifications for the title will be delivered later.

Recently, Master Ananth Gupta (s/o Naresh Gupta) was kidnapped by a part timer TV actor. Your first question – Who is Naresh Gupta and why did the TV actor deceide to kidnap his child? Naresh Gupta is the Managing Director of Adobe operations, INDIA…and believe me it’s a very big post!!

The boy was successfully kidnapped and also successfully rescued by our superb U.P. police (who even managed to catch that TV actor who kidnapped Mr. Ananth!!). And as expected, as soon as Ananth returned home, all MEDIA rained towards him and asked him some really challenging questions….like “aapko khana diya mummy ne?”, “aapko poochi di didi ne?”, “aapko uncle pyaar karte the?”, etc…etc…but the Master gave them the best answers possible.

Ananth’s interview was telecasted all afternoon under the sub-heading ‘ExclusivE’.

A couple of days after….while I was surfing all through various news channels, I came across PEE NEWS. I rate that channel as un-viewable for myself. But today it successfully caught my attention (again that ‘ExclusivE’ stuff)....READ FURTHER

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Kabul Express!!...a bit different

Tons of tributes to Yash Raj (YR) first up before starting my review. He has started a unique transformation in the movie industry now. How? Well now with 90% of multiplexes not showing YR movies (lately Dhoom 2, Kabul Express), the moviebuffs are benefiting in two ways. Firstly, is the obvious reason of Monetary Gains, thanks to him, the cost of a movie ticket is now Rs 60 (normal upper stall rate) instead of Rs 150 (flat Delhi’s multiplex rate). Second reason is more important! the so-called ‘good crowd’ is now shifting to these halls…good for non-earning college goers ;)...READ FURTHER

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Review of 'SEPTIC' songs

Although I haven’t heard the album in all….but still reviewing what’s available on the site :-

Firstly, the name of the band – ‘SEPTIC’ the name is a very well thought one and matches perfectly with the band’s blend of songs. It encrypts in it the pain of an unhealed wound whose screams are not heard by any lived soul. The band’s first album ‘INJECTED’ is again very well named and contains three songs – Filth Of Fate’, Alive’ and ‘I Feel So Small. Actually the idea of namely there first upbringing as ‘INJECTED’ is quite interesting (just think on bio-scientific lines…If you go to a doc with a ‘SEPTIC’ wound, the first thing you expect is to be ‘INJECTED’).X

Review of songs (in ascending order of rating points)

1) Filth Of Fate – The starting is really cool with awesome bass and drums combo. But as soon as the vocals, drums shade away and seriously could have been better. The vocals score in between (esp. when that “aai aai” comes…very well sung). It’s a fast paced song but unfortunately drums in the song (apart of the starting) aren’t that good, which u’ll expect after listening to the first 15 sec. Well you expect that after hearing these type of songs, some energy is pumped into u, but unfortunately I didn’t feel anything like that. But do look out for the starting of the song….terrific bass!!
Rating – 7/10 (so-so)

2) I Feel So Small – ‘Soothing feel’ is what you get once you hear it. Melody of the song is very sweet and composition is very nicely done. If I am forced to find a loophole in the song…again the ears points to drums…but then I am forced too. The USP of the song lies in the last line of every stanza “Yet I Feel So Small”…very true and sung class-apart.
Rating – 8/10 (worth it)

3) Alive – For me this song is Septic’s masterpiece. While I was hearing it for the first time, I extended the song and the first words I heard was “….Alive; for u”…and immediately my thoughts went to “U know its true; everything I do, I do it for u”…So Far So Good…Bryan Adams…what a comparison first up!! Alive is a low paced number and well written. The lyrics perfectly match the ‘Septic’ theme of the band. Well! since just 2 min for Alive is provided on the site, I reserve my rest of reviewing for future wishing the band ‘SEPTIC’ all the healing wishes from my side..lol
Rating – 8.5/10 (you won’t be disappointed if u store this one on our mobile…as I have…with a hope that the full songs will be available soon)...CHEERS

Friday, December 01, 2006

GPL vs EPL

Amid all the shit on TV, I just saw one more…sympathy for my much poor eyes. While surfing, I just encountered a unique useless time-pass show…the title being GRL (I presume that, since no clarity was given to the title). The show was being aired on MBV (Masala BV)…may be a sister channel of MTV.

The modus operandi of the serial was simple :- “how to flirt and its gains”.

As the nautanki started, a girl named ‘Mayuri’ introduced herself. According to her, she was almost a dentist. She also informed us about her SEX appeal and disclosed that it lay in her eyes (oof, wish my eyes were deaf and the ears were blind…at least I would have rendered myself from the self-praise of Mayuri). She also blabbered about why should we watch the rest of the show!

OK…breaking news…I just figured out what GRL (if it was the title ever) meant; it simply meant a GIRL.
Two vellas (Shakti and Max…READ FURTHER...

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Casino Royale!!...Royal...Is it?

I never expected this!! But sometimes it happens. Hollywood is also going Bollywood way…

The movie’s best part came up front, at the beginning amidst some awesome graphics and cartoon-ization of Bond. But, as soon as the first min of the movie got over, I saw a short-height, sturdy-built “Daniel Craig” jumping, running, sprinting all around in an African place like our very own Krish (remember that masked ‘Chotu’ Roshan’s avatar who used to jump n run all the time). The new Bond seriously showed some high dose of testosterone in him. His first chase sequence involved hopping over buildings, hanging from cranes, fighting very very very and very high in the upper layers of our atmosphere, running like Ben Johnson, etc etc…hardcore action at its best!! (click on the picture for the full view of the new BOND). In the picture now arrives...Read Further...

Thursday, November 16, 2006

"Abbey ye kya hai !! hataoo isko"

Abbey yeh kiya hai!! hataoo isko”…these were the first words which my mouth vomited after my not-so-unique eyes focused on my 15yr old Onida screen. The channel was SET MIN. So! Do I need to say more? Yes! I do…after all standing in front of bhootbangla won’t tell you the names of those bhoot/bhootnis who rule the bhootbangla.
(A word of caution - plz donot view the picture on your LEFT...it could be life-threatening!!)... Read Further


Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Simplest LINUX installation manual

Renowned web-designer and open source user “Mr. DEVESH KUMAR” (alias DK) has contributed to world by giving 10-STEP MANUAL for starters…it can be generalized for all LINUX flavours.

1) Insert the CD in your CD/DVD drive.
(make sure your system is configured as ‘boot from CD/DVD’ in Bios setup)

2) ?boot:/? will appear on screen. Just hit enter.
(let Anaconda do his work for a while)
Note: anaconda is one of the installer for Linux flavors.

3) Choose normal options such as language, country, time etc as your choice on the screens.

4) Configure your boot loader (choose one Grub or LILO) and default boot partition
i.e. Linux or other.

5) Now hopefully you will reach on partition menu screen
( It’s a very important step for a successful Linux installation??. So, do it carefully)
a) choose custom or manually partition option on the screen.
b) make a free space as you or your hard disk afford.
c) now create a ROOT partition i.e. mount point=?/? space = 3gb or more
d) another partition SWAP i.e. mount point = swap space = _____ ( this valve should be more than twice your RAM, i.e. if you have a RAM of 256, this the valve >512).

Note: SWAP partition is not always needed but in fact it should be.

6) At this juncture, half of your task is over.
Now choose your root password and login
name (root password should be easy to remember otherwise Linux become Hell)

7) At this step you will find a package selection menu
a) choose ‘minimal’ or ‘default’ option on the screen
(it will only minimum package required to run Linux and take least time(10-15 min) to install)
b) Choose ‘select all’ option
( it will install all packages selected by you but take more time ( 40-60 min) to install).

8) Just wait…and enjoying the merry TUX
(the animal you see in the surrounding pictures is actually the LINUX mascot...TUX).

9) Another important step for your system configuration. Here you should check your
system drivers specially Graphics and Sound Cards, otherwise it will goes in text mode
after Rebooting.

10) Take out your disk from drive and Reboot your system.

11) Once your computer restarts, you see ‘GRUB loading’.
Press any key to access menu of different OS on your computer.
Once the starting process ends…open up your newly loaded LINUX OS (again a reminder DO REMEMBER YOUR USERNAME and PASSWORD”…and once you log in
enjoy the cool desktops!!

UBUNTU desktop.

FEDORA desktop.
MANDRIVA desktop.
SUSE desktop.


Remember LINUX is free!! and may the 'SOURCE' be with u

Note: if you feel some problems during installation just mail Mr. Devesh Kumar at dost4frnd@yahoo.com or post your doubts here!!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Sutta n Dope; I can tell u 'ONE' reason for which guys turn up to these

Hello! What I’m going to write may be controversial & may sent u into tizzy but with what I have seen in reality, that’s one reason which ‘IS TRUE n PRAGMATIC’ (though after reading through, I still hope that you are right…not to smoke, not to dope).

First of all! its important to know

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INSERT THAT LEAN FAG STICK INTO YOUR MOUTH n START HAVING THOSE SMOKY PUFFS?

In layman terms, smoking gives a relaxation to your mind, you become somewhat more alert & conscious and your power of visualization/thinking/dreaming gets diminished partially (all these things won’t be noticed to a chain smoker). If you are a non-smoker (non-chain smoker) or a starter, you will realize though it may not be instantaneous.

So, is there a reason which can explain cogently whether it’s worth enough to be a smoker INSPITE of all those numerous and detrimental diseases (see any anti-smoking book or browse any website n u will meet gamut of diseases ranges from simple coughing to deleterious cancers). You may think NO, but still there is ONE.

The situation where you can find a supportive answer is when you are depressed (cause of depression may vary from person to person). Justification of reason – We all know suicides are very common symptoms of extreme depression. All suiciders go into deep profound depression owing to repetitive thinking about a particular incident. Now, if at that moment, if they indulge themselves in an activity (or vice versa) which can remove their attention from that incident, that suicide will surely be averted. This is where sutta/dope comes. Sutta/Dope diverts your thinking power deliberately (in case of Sutta, the effect is very minute whereas Dope effect are variable). And if by doing these, you are saving yourself from committing suicides…then…BUT…in the hiding are concealed many dangers.

U may save yourself but this won’t help you often and also this could pave the way to many repercussions. Let assume you are depressed quite often, then (as earlier) you start having your antidote to depression problems (sutta/dope) very frequently…congratulations…you just entered the HELL community of tobacco addicts. Also, practically speaking as mentioned earlier addicts/chain smokers don’t get the same FEEL of relaxation through smoking. If you are depressed that often, consult medical science.

The key which lies here is HOW MENTALLY SOUND PERSON YOU ARE n HOW STOICAL YOU ARE?’
Smoke may help you once but once you get into that vicious cycle of that ‘UNREAL’ world of smoke, coming back is damn difficult. Remember:
Smoke is weightless and shapeless” …all you get is ostentatious with fake relieve.

Friday, October 20, 2006

BUT this is reality !!


(click on pics for full view)

Last year two days before Diwali, 3 bombs rocked off Delhi. One of the bombs was placed at Sarojini Nagar Market besides a cylinder.

The above pictures are of Hauz Khas Main Market (situated less than 5 kms from Sarojini Nagar Market) taken 2 days before Diwali (i.e. 19th Oct).

(1) shows a proper 14.2 Kg cylinder used by an encroached momo vender. (for the rule, its illegal to set a stall even with a stove on pavements)

(3) another cylinder kept adjacent to the one shown in pic 1.

(2)Delhi Police’s Booth @ Hauz Khas Main Market (at less than 50m from those two cylinders).
(4) front view of Delhi Police booth.
(5) oh! I was missing somebody? Who!! policewale, obviously. This pic is just to show that Hauz Khas is one of those areas in Delhi who have brave policemen and not those with fat tummy…it’s a safe place!!

Honestly speaking Hauz Khas Main Market is one of the safest markets in the whole Delhi…it has everything…(A) concrete barricades in front of Police Booth, (B) many policewale dande with torch at top and high clarity mirror at bottom, which makes an angle of 165 degrees with the danda, basically for the use of car-bottom checking, (C) metal detectors (surprised), (D) a loudspeaker above the Police Booth which screams its dutiful words 24*7 and lastly (E) a lot…really a lot of policemen…yeah…sometimes the number of policemen is even greater than the number of market visitors). Those policemen are also enabled with big huge walkie-talkies and also smart cool mobilephones. (so stay away from them! they can do a string operation on you).

You may think anything (gud or bad or whtever)…BUT this is reality!!

Safe Diwali to all…cheers

Lyrics of 'Jaane Do' by 'Agosh'

(L-R in left picture)
Gopal Rao (vocals), R. Anandh (guitar), Shaleen Sharma (drummer).

This is something made for college goers (esp. males). Its ironical that these type of songs with so real lyrics fade away such easily. The song has very real lyrics...try to relate it with your life n i bet you will find yourself somewhere in the flow of the song!!

A bit about the band 'AGOSH' :
In 1994, two Roorkee mechanical engineers (Shaleen & R. Anandh) and a Chennai-based mathematics graduate dropped dreaming dreams; they sipped ``chai'' but were drunk on music. After some firm handshakes, a band was born. Mechanics and Mathematics went out the window. The trio broke their studious cover and with lyrics based on ``typical-middle class mentality'' formed a music studio called "Aqua Regia" (chemically speaking, its three parts hydrochloric acid, one part nitric acid and dissolves GOLD). They renamed themselves as 'AGOSH' n then came out with an album named 'Paisa'.

If the Beatles sang `Let it be' to the world, Agosh created `Jaane do'.
So, here goes the lyrics of 'Jaane Do'

Choti si baat ko dil mein lagao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane doc

Choti si baat ko dil mein lagao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane do
Itni si baat pe aasma hillaao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane do
Jindagi haseen hai mastiyo ka scene hai
Gadbadi jo hogi to hogi, jaane do
Jindagi haseen hai mastiyo ka scene hai
Gadbadi jo hogi to hogi, jaane do
Socha socha kahe ko kosana
Vo kisi ki car mein bait kar chali gayi
Jaane do
Jaane do
Choti si baat ko dil mein lagao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane do


Garmiyo ki chutiya sardiyo ki chutiya
Holiday home work, jaane do
Vo haseen ho gayi hum jaawan ho gaye
Phir bhi na team work, jaane do
Heh hey hey hey
Soch lo baby
Meri mano aur jaane do na
Heh hey hey hey
Dekh lo baby
Phir phechano aur jaane do na
Sochna sochna baalo ko nochana
Kyu, to
IIT exam mein funde gol ho gaye
Jaane do
Jaane do
Choti si baat ko dil mein lagao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane do


Ladkiyo ka rootna aapne dil ka tootna
Kismeto ka footna , jaane do
Aur phir ministero se lekar thanedaro tak
Sabka humko lootna, jaane do
Heh hey hey hey
Soch lo baby
Meri mano aur jaane do na
Heh hey hey hey
Dekh lo baby
Dil mein thano aur jaane do na
Sochna sochna baalo ko nochana
Kyu, are
Jisse pyar tha kabhi
Uski shadi ho gayi,
Jaane do
Jaane do
Choti si baat ko dil mein lagao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane do

Jindagi haseen hai mastiyo ka scene hai
Gadbadi jo hogi to hogi, jaane do
Jindagi haseen hai mastiyo ka scene hai
Gadbadi jo hogi to hogi, jaane do
Socha socha kahe ko kosana
Vo kisi ki car mein bait kar chali gayi
Jaane do
Jaane do
Choti si baat ko dil mein lagao kyu
Jaane do
Jaane do

The song ia available with cooltoad

Saturday, October 07, 2006

BUNKING n RAGGING - my best subjects of college life


(click on pics for full view)
Well, a baby is born in this bad world (not an unusual thing in India). His life starts with a vacation spending most of the time with his mother. Then comes the pre-nursery vidhyalyas. After a few years he passes out from these pre-school Schools, n fights to take admission into a prestigious school. This is generally referred as “the second home” (Why! May be b’coz u can do all the tests (of ur bad knowledge) that u cannot perform at ur home). After all the fruitful knowledge that v get in school, we enter a college.

They say that cool age of a teenager begins from the first year of college. What is a college? It is our third home in which we learn about two indispensable things i.e. ragging and bunking; besides these two imp things there r ever-raining exams and of course studies.

So, what is Ragging? The basic concept is somewhat similar to army training. No army can face battles without training. Similarly, no fresher can face teachers without facing ragging (a rock-fixed believe of medieval-aged ancestor senior students). In that way, new students get mentally prepared to face professors. Now, the next big query, what factors determine the extent of ragging. Answer to this question is still not prepared & still research work is going on this topic. However, facts screams that more the difficult studies in the college or tougher the entrance test, more is the extent of ragging (like IIT…read newspapers to know more). It is again analogues to wars, tougher the opponent country, tougher the fight. Most basic ragging includes introduction (compulsory in Hindi), mimicking (highest demand is of basanti or any of the teachers), etc. Apart from these small formalities (all done in the name of ragging), various dress codes r set for freshers. It varies from college to college. Bout the X-treme ragging, please refer to ur daily newspapers. A piece of advice for freshers – they should take ragging an opportunity to get along with their seniors. Always remember - a good session of ragging make a fresher ‘fit’ n ‘fine’ for studies in college.

Now, after ragging, what does a fresher do when he becomes a senior? He starts practicing bunking. What is Bunking? The main objectives of bunks are; (a) to give much-needed rest to r beloved extremely hard working teachers who r always keen to take up our all classes and (b) to test the oneness and unity of the class. A festival like bunking (the term ‘festival’ is only valid for students) can be celebrated on numerous occasions like India-Pak cric clash, unsuitable whether conditions, etc. Usually every class has a bunk committee headed by a Don (equivalent to CEO of a MNC), beneath him r his gang members who help him in implementing bunk. Bunks r also of different types- half-day & one-day bunks, MBBS (mass bunk by students). MBBS r planned in advance and cause most annoyance to teachers. One imp ques that nobody dares to think “do only students bunk, aren’t the teachers also responsible to some extent”.

Note: - These two highly irresistible and indispensable things r good, if practiced occasionally that too sometimes. Remember –“ excessive rag can lag ur future in college” and “a high bunk overdose can cause u to flunk”. So, please practice these two things properly.

Issued in the interest of students (who practice these two things?)

Some pics of Bunking (see above)

Snap 4 - a child bunking with a bag on n hiding himself in a toilet , Snap 5 - two young lads making out…may be in a tennis court , Snap 6 – a college stud away from his class…doing ????

Some pics of Ragging (see above)

Snap 1 – “I won’t do it”…pleading to his seniors , Snap 2 – pick n throw , Snap 3 – dance to impress rickshaw cyclers , Snap 7 – ?

Monday, October 02, 2006

Plz guys!! USE UR BRAIN the next time u go for A debate


(Advice to all HUMANS – Plz USE YOUR POWER OF THINKING while reading)
(Disclaimer - this ISN’T PAK bashing)


I recently witnessed BIG FIGHT (a weekly pgm) on NDTV.
The topic of debate this week was Indian Students vs Pakistani Students.
Venue – Venki, South Campus, New Delhi.


Well the debate started coolly! All the opening comments were good. But, then I saw the Pakistani studs with some unusual arguments…

On the Mush issue, they supported him as their leader (tho I don’t support them, but I do not deny the existence of valid points in their discussion). Now here are some questions which came from the Indian side to the Pak lads – 1) Whom will India talk if Mush dies…since he is the supreme authority? 2) In this book, Mush is one man who is proud of Kargil. Now, firstly how can we trust such a person. Secondly, if Pak army withdraws from Kashmir, it would meant a weak signal for both Pak military n Mush (since Mush is also an army man). So, why would they be interested in resolving the issue!!

In between a point arrived where a Pak lad where trying to explain Why!! Why does terrorism occur. Then came a moment which actually shocked me; that guy trying to associate freedom-achieving-fighting with terrorism…“u must understand it’s under different circumstances that terrorism comes”. When asked to give some e.gs. He replied “such as POVERTY”.

(my advice to him :- man o man!! Dude you were representing a country n with an answer of that kind you unfortunately messed it up. Man, GOD gives power of thinking to all humans…n since you seemed to be a human my only query is ‘Why didn’t you used that power while answering’…ok lets suppose u were right…India is a country which has 40% of its population (>103 crore) under poverty line…that means greater probability of Indian-origin terrorists…now can you justify this in any way…sorry buddy this is pure contradiction).

Lastly there was one more cool Pak stud. As soon as he got the mike, he kept on repeating “please, let me speak, let me speak”. And what did he finally spoke !!, “India has 5 consulates in Afghanistan…Why…u know Indian guys are killing Baluchi children”. (my word :- It seems you think we Indians have no work to do…all we do is to construct consulates in Afghanistan and then kill Baluchi children…man think what are you speaking…India’s participation in rebuilding Afghanistan is more active than USA…and those 5 consulates must be there for helping that work and not for killing Baluchi children…give it some sense of what you speak).

BUT

All of Pak guys who came for debating may have replied illogical answers owing to their nervousness and anxiety but then they were representing a country named ‘Pak’. Hmmm…lets give them benefit-of-doubt since they were debating in a country from which they are down 3 times (INDIA)…n they were lads too. But they also had a valid ‘we Indians are masters in fighting among ourselves’…be it ancient/medieval/modern times.

Guys seriously give it a thought. Its actually ironical that Pakistan have some lads who do not even know the basics facts (they had major misconceptions about winners of Kargil and 65 war) and on other hand, have some fantastic music creators like Strings (see below), Atif, Xulfi, Jal, EP, Noori, Fuzon, Call, Raeth , ZEEST…..etc…etc…..

Sunday, October 01, 2006

"STRINGS" n their the soul-enriching "surs"...


On reaching heavens, when God asked a deaf “What hurt u most on my earth”, He replied, “the only thing I felt being a deaf is that I couldn’t hear the insane sounds that came from my soul’s strings.”
And its that kind of music, which STRINGS come out with.


STRINGS’ is a Pakistani band that currently comprises of two artists Faisal Kapadia (vocals) and Bilal Maqsood (composer, guitarist and sometimes on vocals too). Faisal, the lead singer has a great bassive tone in his voice and to produce ‘sur’full singing with that kind of voice texture, is an uniqueness itself. Bilal, on the other hand does the compositions for the band. As a singer his singing is sweet and mellow. The best thing about their creations is the simplicity in lyrics…all of them are so easily written n composed perfectly. Likewise the video of the songs are simple n straight forward (no overloading of fleshy girls as most of the Indian non-filmy NRI DJ-remixed songs have unfortunately)…for e.g…’Duur’ video…the duo stuck amidst a hot desert…nothing great bout the video…just great singing n soulful lyrics.

Initial albums of the four membered band were ‘strings’ and ‘string2’. But the two membered band ‘Strings’ came in the limelight with their album ‘Duur’. Some of the songs of their album which are still very prominent are ‘Duur’, ‘Sar kiyae pahar’, ‘Anjaane’. Their latest album ‘Dhaani’ contains tracks like ‘Dhaani, ‘Chaaye Chaaye’, ‘Sohniyae’, ‘Bichra yaar’ and ‘Naajanay kyoun’ (which also featured as an OST in Spiderman 2).

A apart of various albums, the band also have some great singles in their musical kitty such as ‘Hai koi hum jaisa’ (song on cricket world cup), ‘Jeet lo dil’ (with the Indian band Euphoria), ‘Ye hai meri kahani’ (featured in bollywood flick ‘Zinda’) and the latest being ‘Beirut’ (a anti-war song).
NOTE -
U can get all strings music n videos at
http://www.stringsonline.net/
The vi of ‘Beirut’ is available at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPaO_q6v508
Being witnessed twice to STRINGS live performance, I could only say THEY ARE A CLASS APART
"Duuuuur se koi aaye kahni chupke se vo dil mein saama jaeya......saajana"

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

i LOVE break-ups

Hmm! Every time I enter into a mall, all I can see are tensed couples…hiding themselves from the real world…trying to be compatible with each other in ANT-holes sized corner spaces! The girl will be hiding from the crowd as if she has been caught from a brothel (thankfully she tries her best not to reveal her make-up faked face to the audience) and her male partner will be acting gladly…smiling into her…as if he is her biggest asset…remember (bakra halaal hone se phele bhout khush hota hai!!).

...BUT…all endings aren’t happy!!

The scene before a break-up :- The girl and the boy meet to Ctrl + Alt + Del tensions from their relationships. The atmosphere of their discussion is somewhat similar to bilateral talks between India and Pakistan. But 90% of these types of CBMs (confidence building measures) result in BREAK-upS…truth can’t be hidden. How??

B – boys, G – girls

1) When B and G both want to end it – “Saath janamo ka bandhan” gets over in 7 min. Both are fed up of each other. All those qualities to which they were first attracted gets vanished in seconds. All those monetary transactions (gifts, cards, etc…etc) which were exchanged earlier are never considered. Both blame each other for infiltration into their respective private lives...and then these facts are supported by lines “Jab se tum aaye ho tab se meri jindagi narak ban gayi hai”. Man! All drama Ekta Kapoor inspired…

2) When B wants to end it – This is the rarest category of the break-ups. This usually happens when B = stud or some flamboyant hero of a college. B usually takes this steps when he gets pissed off to that particular girl…most of the times, G is treated as a used nappy (one time used and then dumped with no feel).

3) When G wants to end it – This is the most frequent category when it comes to break-ups. G’s reasons for ditching the lover lad can vary e.g. reasons can be economic or the reasons may be just anything (yeah!! THE harsh truth is that girls ditch boys for just anything…anything…like discipline, punctuality, oooof).

90% of the break-ups in the economic category takes place because B fails to give rich elite dates which he used to give earlier. As a consequence, G hunts for another Bakra B…this time more economically solid.

Apart from the Big Money Reason is the Reason of Great Looks. If G finds a more her-demands-satisfying handsome stud, she obviously would dump her earlier B (though I have seen exceptions)…so0O start going to parlours guys!!

Lastly, THE only reason which should cause break-ups should be :-

The Senti Reason – The sentimental FEEL of the relationship should be the only deceiding factor which should influence the relationship b/t B n G. Because the word ‘FEEL’ is the only thing which in practical sense stays COMMON to both B and G…no gift no accessory no looks…can make your love permanent in your heart.
WELL!! why are we guys so concerned with break-ups b/t couples, why aren’t we concerned about break-ups b/t friends which in reality are ‘THE’ most unfortunate thing in today’s world.

Parting with friends…equally prevalent in this modern world but still ignored…"dost aur ladki mein dost hamesha kahin kho jata hai"…it hurts…U all know.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Lyrics of 'GMD' by Bodhitree


Now! Lyrics of such a famous song shouldn’t come now BUT considering the population of book-affiliated-maniacs, I am putting these up…for their sake.

(Disclaimer – this song contains many abusive words, which your ears may not like...so dunno blame me for that if u make THE mistake to read on)

This song should appeal to all the BC Sutta (by Zeest) lovers:

(Recorded at Dhwani Studios, Jameshedpur in Oct 2005 by Bodhitree – a group slightly musically inclined at XLRI Jamshedpur, India). BodhiTree - the name of a planet in a faraway galaxy where much gyaan is given, many relationships forged and many sixers hit.

So here are the lyrics :-
Kaal se pehle wohi tha,
Kaal ke baad wohi,
Jaane kitni sadiyon se,
Le raha wo teri.

Teri teri teri teri,
Teri teri teri teri,
GMD
Teri GMD de
Na baas ki bansi
Na sone ka sariya -
GMD de

GMD de teri GMD de
Na baans ki bansi
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Teri GMD de teri GMD de
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Aaya tha wo XL mein
Sapno ka ek badal
IR (Industrial Relations) ki ladki toat bohat thi,
Man mein machi thi halchul.
Saath jiyenge saath padenge,
Saath chalenge paidal.
Pata chala par bike wala koi,
Le gaya usko aakar.
Gand pe padh gayi laat,
Jo tuta sapno ka mahal.

Teri GMD de, teri GMD de
Na sone ki murgi na chandi ka anda
GMD de

Meri GMD de meri GMD de
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Guide tha uska bada harami,
Pappu ka toda sapna,
Second year phir wapas aa gaya,
Haath mein lekar apna.
CQ (Contemporary Quotient) bhi uski khaas nahi thi
Dateon ka padh gaya rukna
Gaon mein sabun bech raha hai,
Jhoot hai uska hasna.
Gand pe pad gayi laat to kya hai,
Banega naya mehal

Teri GMD re meri GMD re,
Na rail ki patri na bijli ka khamba
GMD re.

Meri GMD de meri GMD de,
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Teri GMD teri GMD
Kab ka hai ghusa
Jara dekh palat,
Teri GMD re

Teri GMD re teri GMD re
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD re

Performed by :-
Vocals – Satadru Bagchi
Backgrd Vocals/Mumblings – Abhishek Narain
Guitars – Abhishek Narain, Bharat
Bass – Jishnu Dasgupta
Drum Programming (featured) – Chetan Varma (SAE, Chennai)

NOTE - All the songs of Bodhitree are available at their site :-
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=431951

Lyrics of 'SUTTA NA MILA' by Zeest


Now! Lyrics of such a famous song shouldn’t come now BUT considering the population of book-affiliated-maniacs, I am putting these up…for their sake.

(Disclaimer – this song contains many abusive words, which your ears may not like...so dunno blame me for that if u make THE mistake to read on)


So here are the lyrics :-


This song is dedicated to all the smokers and dopers by Zeest the band so let’s hit it.

Doston mein baitha main sutta pi raha
Abba ne mujhe sutta peete dekh liya
Ghar jab pahuncha to danda ho gaya
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.


College mein gaya mujhe pyar ho gaya,
Usne bhi mujhse mera sutta cheen liya
Sadkon pe ghooma main tanha reh gaya
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.


Shaadi hui main husband ban gaya
Raat bhar thoka main thak ke gir gaya
Khushiyon ki khatir mera sutta chin gaya
BC sutta.BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.

BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
Zeest Zeest


Lyrics: Skip (Saqib Abdullah) and Adeel
Composition: Skip
Vocals: Skip
Supporting Vocals: Anas, Abeer, Zeeshan
Guitar: Skip
Bass Guitar: Skip
Congo: Zeeshan

Thursday, September 07, 2006

My colLege COOL fests - Part-1 of the series "WIE DAY, 2006"

I am an IEEE member and hence filling my responsibility to the society by writing this review (please NOTE all readers! it’s not actually a report on the WIE day, it’s just a review). The annual function (do take into consideration the difference b/t ‘function’ and ‘festival’) of WIE chapter ‘Audora’ was celebrated on 13th April.

‘Audora’ was basically a one-day show (precisely speaking a three hour show). Thankfully; from a student’s point of view; there was no chief guest, inauguration stuff, etc…etc to start of the proceedings. Without wasting much time let’s have a run-through of all the events and keynote sessions held on that day.

As soon as the committee room was sufficiently occupied, straight away we had the fortune to see Mr. Mahavir Jain (most of the janta consisted of fachhaas and velas and guys like me who were forcibly taken to the committee room...venue of the gr8 event... from the reading room, where I was completing my NACP register). By his name he sounds like a God; though he is not. But he surely had some super-natural powers embedded in him as he somehow managed to mug up the whole Oxford dictionary that TOO! with page numbers (why?) ... may be, he is also a vela (wo0O man!! I haven't heard this kind of vellapenti ever). Also, his name stands deep inside somewhere in the Limca Book of Records for this great mugging work.

He presented a talk on how to mug difficult English words and how to increase vocabs and communication power. In my view, he was the hero of the WIE function as his talk was most appreciated among all other talks. He also disclosed various ways by which one can learn difficult English words e.g. how to use principle of linking, etc. As soon as his talk ended, 90% of the crowd went. I stayed, coolly doing my register work.

Next was a presentation by somebody from AID association (it’s an NGO). I won’t write much about this as you won’t read it…said as simply as that.

Then came the third and the last event of the day. It was presented by a woman! … she was the only female talker in the whole WIE day ! Gutsy Lady. She looked like a not-so-old version of Shyma Chona (the DPS RKP one!). And if you are interested in her name…I read her name on a poster outside the male toilet of the first floor…so interested guys should see that. In her quarter hour talk she talked about the World Wars (both versions -1 & 2), Indian struggle to achieve freedom, Yamuna, Ring road, Street outside our college and how clean it is, politics, tambaccu (including pan, bidis), puppets, pakode and samosas and daal-chawal and blah blah blah. She talked about everything except engineering…………and meanwhile I was completing my register. Her talk was attended by at most 15 guys.

Then came the refreshments time in which the organizers were shouting “khana le jaoo yaaron bach gaya hai”. This was proceeded by some fun-creating non-formal events which saw sizable participation from first year guys.

Some extracts:-

“ what is that a woman has and a girl does’t?”
--- This ques was asked by the 3rd speaker during her talk


“ U can learn the word wanton by expanding like want-her-on”
--- Mr. Mahavir Jain

Last line: The purpose of Women In Engg. was fully served...n
if you wanna see the proof...just have a look at practicals or internals marks of girls...

Monday, August 28, 2006

Lyrics of 'LONELY' by Akon



Try this ultra-senti song sung by Akon and i bet u won't go out of this untill out heart synchronize with the pain of the song. The song potraits a daily life incident (like ditched out lonely Boys in pain...thanks to there Xs gfs); also THE 'chip n dale' voices are something unusual to hear but still u will luv it.
advice - to get best feel hear when you are in a ultra-senti mood
Listen to it once...n forget your dirty 'hurt' life
Lonely
Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely

I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like yaKno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

I wont up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I wasFeenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuzEver since my girl left me, my whole left life came crashin
Im so lonely (so lonely),
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll

Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to come home, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely