Saturday, October 07, 2006

BUNKING n RAGGING - my best subjects of college life


(click on pics for full view)
Well, a baby is born in this bad world (not an unusual thing in India). His life starts with a vacation spending most of the time with his mother. Then comes the pre-nursery vidhyalyas. After a few years he passes out from these pre-school Schools, n fights to take admission into a prestigious school. This is generally referred as “the second home” (Why! May be b’coz u can do all the tests (of ur bad knowledge) that u cannot perform at ur home). After all the fruitful knowledge that v get in school, we enter a college.

They say that cool age of a teenager begins from the first year of college. What is a college? It is our third home in which we learn about two indispensable things i.e. ragging and bunking; besides these two imp things there r ever-raining exams and of course studies.

So, what is Ragging? The basic concept is somewhat similar to army training. No army can face battles without training. Similarly, no fresher can face teachers without facing ragging (a rock-fixed believe of medieval-aged ancestor senior students). In that way, new students get mentally prepared to face professors. Now, the next big query, what factors determine the extent of ragging. Answer to this question is still not prepared & still research work is going on this topic. However, facts screams that more the difficult studies in the college or tougher the entrance test, more is the extent of ragging (like IIT…read newspapers to know more). It is again analogues to wars, tougher the opponent country, tougher the fight. Most basic ragging includes introduction (compulsory in Hindi), mimicking (highest demand is of basanti or any of the teachers), etc. Apart from these small formalities (all done in the name of ragging), various dress codes r set for freshers. It varies from college to college. Bout the X-treme ragging, please refer to ur daily newspapers. A piece of advice for freshers – they should take ragging an opportunity to get along with their seniors. Always remember - a good session of ragging make a fresher ‘fit’ n ‘fine’ for studies in college.

Now, after ragging, what does a fresher do when he becomes a senior? He starts practicing bunking. What is Bunking? The main objectives of bunks are; (a) to give much-needed rest to r beloved extremely hard working teachers who r always keen to take up our all classes and (b) to test the oneness and unity of the class. A festival like bunking (the term ‘festival’ is only valid for students) can be celebrated on numerous occasions like India-Pak cric clash, unsuitable whether conditions, etc. Usually every class has a bunk committee headed by a Don (equivalent to CEO of a MNC), beneath him r his gang members who help him in implementing bunk. Bunks r also of different types- half-day & one-day bunks, MBBS (mass bunk by students). MBBS r planned in advance and cause most annoyance to teachers. One imp ques that nobody dares to think “do only students bunk, aren’t the teachers also responsible to some extent”.

Note: - These two highly irresistible and indispensable things r good, if practiced occasionally that too sometimes. Remember –“ excessive rag can lag ur future in college” and “a high bunk overdose can cause u to flunk”. So, please practice these two things properly.

Issued in the interest of students (who practice these two things?)

Some pics of Bunking (see above)

Snap 4 - a child bunking with a bag on n hiding himself in a toilet , Snap 5 - two young lads making out…may be in a tennis court , Snap 6 – a college stud away from his class…doing ????

Some pics of Ragging (see above)

Snap 1 – “I won’t do it”…pleading to his seniors , Snap 2 – pick n throw , Snap 3 – dance to impress rickshaw cyclers , Snap 7 – ?

5 comments:

Vidya Natarajan said...

hey really cool blog!!.....VERY FUNNY!!......we do MBBS rite in school too..we had such a great class..that every week there will be 1 MBBS!!....great blog...keep blogging

Anonymous said...

ya i sicerely hope my children dosnt go d kind of ragging like pic 1"

Manish Gupta

Anonymous said...

Ragging is a cool cocept for people who want to take the world head-on and definitely - the one with the worst of confidence are going to make a hype of it & gonna cry for Amnesty International for an intervention.
Look!....the world is not that safe for couch-potatoes & definitely they will face the deception,corrution & thuggery as they taste the waters,that too for the first time.Later they 'll learn that - ethics is a relative virtue and normally , rules are made to be followed by fools and weak.
So, my point is make your skin as hard as possible so that these revelations donot disturb your real conscience and you can stll survive the jolt & start seeing thing in a different perspective.
Ragging prepares them for higher level of endurance that saves em from the jolts of real life.
People say that ...ok..ragging is good to an extent but sleazy ragging should not be allowed...aggried ...but seniors are a part of your own society and what they are doing is a picture of your own dark side..........
Now some nonserious stuff.....
the snap5: two guys making out in the tennis court was exilerating ...and it was an impacting story but made out of false snips.
(Bhai bahut aage jaane wala hai tu)

Anonymous said...

hey guess i saw the kid in pic no.3 with a girl (may be on orkut)...why have you removed the girl dear fr that pic...the boy will kill you...go into hiding...kidding"

Purva said...

superb blog man!!! very well done! though i did not have much ragging masti in my college but yes bunking is indispensible part of every college goer....


cheers!

Purva