Wednesday, September 27, 2006

i LOVE break-ups

Hmm! Every time I enter into a mall, all I can see are tensed couples…hiding themselves from the real world…trying to be compatible with each other in ANT-holes sized corner spaces! The girl will be hiding from the crowd as if she has been caught from a brothel (thankfully she tries her best not to reveal her make-up faked face to the audience) and her male partner will be acting gladly…smiling into her…as if he is her biggest asset…remember (bakra halaal hone se phele bhout khush hota hai!!).

...BUT…all endings aren’t happy!!

The scene before a break-up :- The girl and the boy meet to Ctrl + Alt + Del tensions from their relationships. The atmosphere of their discussion is somewhat similar to bilateral talks between India and Pakistan. But 90% of these types of CBMs (confidence building measures) result in BREAK-upS…truth can’t be hidden. How??

B – boys, G – girls

1) When B and G both want to end it – “Saath janamo ka bandhan” gets over in 7 min. Both are fed up of each other. All those qualities to which they were first attracted gets vanished in seconds. All those monetary transactions (gifts, cards, etc…etc) which were exchanged earlier are never considered. Both blame each other for infiltration into their respective private lives...and then these facts are supported by lines “Jab se tum aaye ho tab se meri jindagi narak ban gayi hai”. Man! All drama Ekta Kapoor inspired…

2) When B wants to end it – This is the rarest category of the break-ups. This usually happens when B = stud or some flamboyant hero of a college. B usually takes this steps when he gets pissed off to that particular girl…most of the times, G is treated as a used nappy (one time used and then dumped with no feel).

3) When G wants to end it – This is the most frequent category when it comes to break-ups. G’s reasons for ditching the lover lad can vary e.g. reasons can be economic or the reasons may be just anything (yeah!! THE harsh truth is that girls ditch boys for just anything…anything…like discipline, punctuality, oooof).

90% of the break-ups in the economic category takes place because B fails to give rich elite dates which he used to give earlier. As a consequence, G hunts for another Bakra B…this time more economically solid.

Apart from the Big Money Reason is the Reason of Great Looks. If G finds a more her-demands-satisfying handsome stud, she obviously would dump her earlier B (though I have seen exceptions)…so0O start going to parlours guys!!

Lastly, THE only reason which should cause break-ups should be :-

The Senti Reason – The sentimental FEEL of the relationship should be the only deceiding factor which should influence the relationship b/t B n G. Because the word ‘FEEL’ is the only thing which in practical sense stays COMMON to both B and G…no gift no accessory no looks…can make your love permanent in your heart.
WELL!! why are we guys so concerned with break-ups b/t couples, why aren’t we concerned about break-ups b/t friends which in reality are ‘THE’ most unfortunate thing in today’s world.

Parting with friends…equally prevalent in this modern world but still ignored…"dost aur ladki mein dost hamesha kahin kho jata hai"…it hurts…U all know.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Lyrics of 'GMD' by Bodhitree


Now! Lyrics of such a famous song shouldn’t come now BUT considering the population of book-affiliated-maniacs, I am putting these up…for their sake.

(Disclaimer – this song contains many abusive words, which your ears may not like...so dunno blame me for that if u make THE mistake to read on)

This song should appeal to all the BC Sutta (by Zeest) lovers:

(Recorded at Dhwani Studios, Jameshedpur in Oct 2005 by Bodhitree – a group slightly musically inclined at XLRI Jamshedpur, India). BodhiTree - the name of a planet in a faraway galaxy where much gyaan is given, many relationships forged and many sixers hit.

So here are the lyrics :-
Kaal se pehle wohi tha,
Kaal ke baad wohi,
Jaane kitni sadiyon se,
Le raha wo teri.

Teri teri teri teri,
Teri teri teri teri,
GMD
Teri GMD de
Na baas ki bansi
Na sone ka sariya -
GMD de

GMD de teri GMD de
Na baans ki bansi
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Teri GMD de teri GMD de
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Aaya tha wo XL mein
Sapno ka ek badal
IR (Industrial Relations) ki ladki toat bohat thi,
Man mein machi thi halchul.
Saath jiyenge saath padenge,
Saath chalenge paidal.
Pata chala par bike wala koi,
Le gaya usko aakar.
Gand pe padh gayi laat,
Jo tuta sapno ka mahal.

Teri GMD de, teri GMD de
Na sone ki murgi na chandi ka anda
GMD de

Meri GMD de meri GMD de
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Guide tha uska bada harami,
Pappu ka toda sapna,
Second year phir wapas aa gaya,
Haath mein lekar apna.
CQ (Contemporary Quotient) bhi uski khaas nahi thi
Dateon ka padh gaya rukna
Gaon mein sabun bech raha hai,
Jhoot hai uska hasna.
Gand pe pad gayi laat to kya hai,
Banega naya mehal

Teri GMD re meri GMD re,
Na rail ki patri na bijli ka khamba
GMD re.

Meri GMD de meri GMD de,
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD de

Teri GMD teri GMD
Kab ka hai ghusa
Jara dekh palat,
Teri GMD re

Teri GMD re teri GMD re
Na baans ki bansi,
Na sone ka sariya
GMD re

Performed by :-
Vocals – Satadru Bagchi
Backgrd Vocals/Mumblings – Abhishek Narain
Guitars – Abhishek Narain, Bharat
Bass – Jishnu Dasgupta
Drum Programming (featured) – Chetan Varma (SAE, Chennai)

NOTE - All the songs of Bodhitree are available at their site :-
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=431951

Lyrics of 'SUTTA NA MILA' by Zeest


Now! Lyrics of such a famous song shouldn’t come now BUT considering the population of book-affiliated-maniacs, I am putting these up…for their sake.

(Disclaimer – this song contains many abusive words, which your ears may not like...so dunno blame me for that if u make THE mistake to read on)


So here are the lyrics :-


This song is dedicated to all the smokers and dopers by Zeest the band so let’s hit it.

Doston mein baitha main sutta pi raha
Abba ne mujhe sutta peete dekh liya
Ghar jab pahuncha to danda ho gaya
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.


College mein gaya mujhe pyar ho gaya,
Usne bhi mujhse mera sutta cheen liya
Sadkon pe ghooma main tanha reh gaya
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.


Shaadi hui main husband ban gaya
Raat bhar thoka main thak ke gir gaya
Khushiyon ki khatir mera sutta chin gaya
BC sutta.BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.
BC sutta, mujhe sutta na mila.
BC sutta, sutta na mila.

BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
BC MC, BC MC BC MC.
Zeest Zeest


Lyrics: Skip (Saqib Abdullah) and Adeel
Composition: Skip
Vocals: Skip
Supporting Vocals: Anas, Abeer, Zeeshan
Guitar: Skip
Bass Guitar: Skip
Congo: Zeeshan

Thursday, September 07, 2006

My colLege COOL fests - Part-1 of the series "WIE DAY, 2006"

I am an IEEE member and hence filling my responsibility to the society by writing this review (please NOTE all readers! it’s not actually a report on the WIE day, it’s just a review). The annual function (do take into consideration the difference b/t ‘function’ and ‘festival’) of WIE chapter ‘Audora’ was celebrated on 13th April.

‘Audora’ was basically a one-day show (precisely speaking a three hour show). Thankfully; from a student’s point of view; there was no chief guest, inauguration stuff, etc…etc to start of the proceedings. Without wasting much time let’s have a run-through of all the events and keynote sessions held on that day.

As soon as the committee room was sufficiently occupied, straight away we had the fortune to see Mr. Mahavir Jain (most of the janta consisted of fachhaas and velas and guys like me who were forcibly taken to the committee room...venue of the gr8 event... from the reading room, where I was completing my NACP register). By his name he sounds like a God; though he is not. But he surely had some super-natural powers embedded in him as he somehow managed to mug up the whole Oxford dictionary that TOO! with page numbers (why?) ... may be, he is also a vela (wo0O man!! I haven't heard this kind of vellapenti ever). Also, his name stands deep inside somewhere in the Limca Book of Records for this great mugging work.

He presented a talk on how to mug difficult English words and how to increase vocabs and communication power. In my view, he was the hero of the WIE function as his talk was most appreciated among all other talks. He also disclosed various ways by which one can learn difficult English words e.g. how to use principle of linking, etc. As soon as his talk ended, 90% of the crowd went. I stayed, coolly doing my register work.

Next was a presentation by somebody from AID association (it’s an NGO). I won’t write much about this as you won’t read it…said as simply as that.

Then came the third and the last event of the day. It was presented by a woman! … she was the only female talker in the whole WIE day ! Gutsy Lady. She looked like a not-so-old version of Shyma Chona (the DPS RKP one!). And if you are interested in her name…I read her name on a poster outside the male toilet of the first floor…so interested guys should see that. In her quarter hour talk she talked about the World Wars (both versions -1 & 2), Indian struggle to achieve freedom, Yamuna, Ring road, Street outside our college and how clean it is, politics, tambaccu (including pan, bidis), puppets, pakode and samosas and daal-chawal and blah blah blah. She talked about everything except engineering…………and meanwhile I was completing my register. Her talk was attended by at most 15 guys.

Then came the refreshments time in which the organizers were shouting “khana le jaoo yaaron bach gaya hai”. This was proceeded by some fun-creating non-formal events which saw sizable participation from first year guys.

Some extracts:-

“ what is that a woman has and a girl does’t?”
--- This ques was asked by the 3rd speaker during her talk


“ U can learn the word wanton by expanding like want-her-on”
--- Mr. Mahavir Jain

Last line: The purpose of Women In Engg. was fully served...n
if you wanna see the proof...just have a look at practicals or internals marks of girls...